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King Crimson's Mind (Not totally accurate)

Random stuff with no annoying sources! (Most of the time)

Also find me on YouTube!--->>>
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdhfqPDGV5w7v8jz9B780pA (Long ass youtube links suck)
Jul 23 '14
  • skeleton jerking off: *xylophone sounds*
Jul 22 '14

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

Jul 22 '14
mad-munch:

if i were a bird

mad-munch:

if i were a bird

(Source: pleatedjeans)

Jul 22 '14
gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

Jul 22 '14
Jul 22 '14

Anonymous asked:

are you a horse downstairs too? ;)

sirartwork:

Nope.  Butt what I lack in size/experience I try to make up for with enthusiasm and my hand/hip action.  

Jul 22 '14

Anonymous asked:

On an average day, how often do you masturbate, and to what?

sirartwork:

0-1 times, depends on what I’m in the mood for.  I’m on that /d/ shit though.  

Jul 22 '14

Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called

cordialarchitect:

terradatassup:

reblogthings:

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Is that a dishwasher?

no, that’s just an xbox one. it just looks a bit funny. must be customized…

Jul 22 '14

catbountry:

yes-it-means-i-am-bread:

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

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BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

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AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

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This one was always my favorite:

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(Source: captaintightpanties)

Jul 22 '14
Jul 22 '14

(Source: novumstella)

Jul 21 '14

(Source: rnushroom)

Jul 21 '14
  • Baby: d- d-
  • Dad: Daddy?
  • Baby: Digimon digital monsters digimon are the champions
Jul 21 '14

(Source: fishunini)

Jul 21 '14
orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

(Source: fuckyeahsmilingdogs)